Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Please, God, Don't Let Them Do...

This.

12 comments:

Todd Wright said...

For your sake, I hope this doesn't happen.

We all love you, Ross. Those of us who know of your fondness for Captain America are praying that cooler heads will prevail in Hollywood.

We don't want our good friend Ross to have a mental breakdown.

Again.

Johnny! said...

How about Aaron Eckhart? He looks more Cappy.

I wish they'd have the guts to make Cap a Founding Fathers-quoting, radical Libertarian Christian Reconstructionist. That's what he'd be after 50 years.

Robert Conn said...

Come on guys.. When I think Capt. America... i think "slack-jawed yokel" don't you?

Chase said...

Wow, I did not know Captain America could smoke pot naked while playing the bongos. He is quite the multitasker.

rk said...

Robert--
You better be joking.

Chase--
You better be joking. But yes, Cap can multitask like a sonuvagun.

Lauri Hahn said...

Ha! The funnier funny is that you put this under "Stuff That's Even Scarier Than Bats." NOT knowing you were a CA devotee is probably the same reason I have no business making this point:

Quote from the link: "Though he’s made a lot of movies, there’s still been no real evidence that Matthew can really act."

I read that & asked out loud, "and your point?" Is it super hard to put on spandex & break through styrofoam walls? I mean, it's not as bad as Jack Black's character in Nacho Libre, but really...

Chase said...
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Chase said...

Ross I wish I was joking. He was bused about 5 years ago when neighbors in the hill country complained as he was playing the bongos (don't go there) naked on his balcony. When officers showed up, the smelled maryjane... now you know the rest of the story.

thad said...

With increasing frequency our public/popular culture manages to generate these moments--which both thrill and horrify me--of self-contained commentary that profoundly and absurdly expose its true state. Wooderson seems to be a player in these moments at a disproportionate rate.

Alright, alright, alright...

rk said...

chase--
i knew about the naked bongo pot, but i was making sure you were joking that "captain america" would ever be caught dead doing such a shameful thing. of course we all know he would not. case closed.

lauri--
i love you, my friend, but you need to stop talking RIGHT NOW, before you expose yourself any further in what is clearly an area of ignorance for you.

thad--
wooderson can only be who he is. i just wish he would stop getting paid for it.

Chase said...

The REAL CAPTAIN AMERICA would not, just the guy who plays him on TV.

billy newhouse said...

I don't have anything to add to this post besides the fact that I'm highly impressed that it generated 10+ comments.

You've got mad skills on this blogging thing.