tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post1883943835663089011..comments2023-08-18T05:12:26.940-07:00Comments on Perhaps I've Shed Too Much: Here's where I find out if you people really love merkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07890509007822796627noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-40105952183683159992008-07-30T22:51:00.000-07:002008-07-30T22:51:00.000-07:00I'm sorry...did she just say she had VHS of Ross d...I'm sorry...did she just say she had VHS of Ross doing karate AND lip-syncing Petra?<BR/><BR/>Laurie, I am totally able to convert VHS to YouTube friendly files and if you can find that tape, I will be more than happy to do it.Todd Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06394099789873338827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-82841798146025124302008-07-30T22:49:00.000-07:002008-07-30T22:49:00.000-07:00All very funny.However, you forgot to add, from yo...All very funny.<BR/><BR/>However, you forgot to add, from your famous song titled "Foot In My Mouth", "When's the baby due??" <BR/><BR/>I don't think your weird for posting this, then again many years ago I lived through several trips to youth functions and summer camp in Central's oh so cool silver vans with the red vinyl seats, listening to the lengthy discussions of alternative uses for cheese graters. OUCH!<BR/><BR/>Still very funny! Your friend Johnny, very funny as well!<BR/><BR/>As for the so-called low point of your blog....... <BR/><BR/>How about trying some old school video footage of you with the nunchucks? You mentioned quite sometime ago that there was no such video of this.... Oh so very wrong. I know somewhere in all of my VHS tapes is one with the nunchukkas, a Doan's pill commercial and an excellent Rick Springfield like lip-synch of Petra's "God Gave Rock and Roll To You". I believe we were all in seventh or eighth grade. <BR/><BR/>YouTube look out!!<BR/><BR/>Actually I have no idea how to convert VHS to YouTube so if I can find the tape you are welcome to it! I bet that Staci, Sam and Jude would love it!Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17764945429302436604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-77775343635632586772008-07-30T19:53:00.000-07:002008-07-30T19:53:00.000-07:00What does it mean if I've heard no less than 7...What does it mean if I've heard no less than 7 from one person?<BR/><BR/>Plus, this one to a completely undeserving (no, really!) lady at a gas station, "Excuse me, are you a hooker?"<BR/><BR/>Your daydreams of shock & awe are comin' true right here in my precinct.LPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657339217681144016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-19476845890948793792008-07-30T13:14:00.000-07:002008-07-30T13:14:00.000-07:00There seems to be a theme here...that this is no h...There seems to be a theme here...that this is no hypothetical list, but rather things Ross only tends to say to his "friends."Todd Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06394099789873338827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-2038192633976225082008-07-30T09:42:00.000-07:002008-07-30T09:42:00.000-07:00I would actually prefer you to start saying #6 rat...I would actually prefer you to start saying #6 rather than the alternative that I usually get.<BR/><BR/>"oops."Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12401573504419964554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-75567416035267596912008-07-30T07:22:00.000-07:002008-07-30T07:22:00.000-07:00As the founder and patriarch of the RossKingWorldT...As the founder and patriarch of the RossKingWorldTour family (a multi-colored bunch), I have to officially declare that I'm above the kind of antics that Johnny is proposing. <BR/><BR/>Unofficially, I have to say that he is better at ruining conversations than I'll ever be.rkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07890509007822796627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-37657270029899606082008-07-30T07:14:00.000-07:002008-07-30T07:14:00.000-07:00A lot of those are too obvious. You want to kill a...A lot of those are too obvious. You want to kill a conversation and leave your...opponent an uncomfortable mess, you have to be more subtle.<BR/><BR/>Work in "colored," (or "whitey" if you're darker hued). Quote Stalin, favorably. Allude to conspiracy theories as if you believe them--"Well, we all know that's because the Masons run everything."<BR/><BR/>I do this all the time when I talk to colored folks about the Illuminati. Remember, "to make an omelette you have to break a few eggs."Johnny!https://www.blogger.com/profile/10314962226900234185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-87112280006699546522008-07-30T06:25:00.000-07:002008-07-30T06:25:00.000-07:00Ross, I've experienced no. 11 first hand. You even...Ross, I've experienced no. 11 first hand. You even described the corn to us.<BR/><BR/>You, for good reason have used nos. 1, 6, and 19 in conversation with me. <BR/><BR/>With? Around? Maybe it was just you and sherril* talking and, in my delusional fanboyism, I construed myself as part of your world. It's possible. A guy's gotta have aspirations! Right?<BR/><BR/>Regardless, I'm still totally "in like" with you. Sorta. I think.<BR/><BR/>Until number 8. You try to eat my food and it's war. <BR/><BR/><I>*2r's 2l's, 4 of each, can never remember. John knows who he is...</I>Danielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17656487680732628725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-808871941006428242008-07-29T23:21:00.000-07:002008-07-29T23:21:00.000-07:00I don't think it's weird for you to post this. I...I don't think it's weird for you to post this. I think it's weird that you've been listening in on Brandon's conversations. He always tells me how often he is told number 16. He usually responds with number 15. We still love you and are very glad you have Jesus in your heart and all.arihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15672748259250400382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495714306231923924.post-27934544392823132492008-07-29T21:16:00.000-07:002008-07-29T21:16:00.000-07:00Is it sad that I've heard 75% of those? What does ...Is it sad that I've heard 75% of those? What does that mean? Am I around some twisted people or are my friends trying to end our friendship. <BR/><BR/>Thanks Ross, now I'm paranoid.Robert Connhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06245121582824505992noreply@blogger.com